Beowatch
A Surfer Geat Drama
by Arden Smith and Carl Hostetter
| Yo! We Lifeguar-danes have tubular tales of Shield Surfing gnawing and gnashing– Blondes in bikinis, voluptuous vixens, but fun and frolic of the Lifeguar-danes, For the beach-stepper, Grendel the gruesome, dwells under water, breaking their boards – Then the Lifeguar-danes bound down the beach, Then through the throng Hasselhoff hastens, handsomish hero to grappel with Grendel; For the rest of this tale, for the broadcast premiere; |
in Los Angeles to tell you dudes in shark-filled waters. that was a gnarly surf-dude. bosoms heaving, vollyball playing; fills not all days littoral wardens. baneful foe, gross-looking dude, wiping out surfers, like, bummer, dude! leap from their stations, bouncing and jiggling. of thongs and Speedos, the harbor’s watchman, (if hairy and doughy), grass is his ass. turn in this fall ’tis Beowatch called. |